Steve: What's this book I've just nicked from
       Foyles, Malcolm?
Malcolm: Ahh, Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens,
         illustrations by Cruikshank. A classic.
Steve: I like this picture here.
Malcolm: Yes, I rather fancy myself as a Fagin
         figure and you're definitely The Artful
         Dodger, Steve.
Steve: And there's Paul in the front and that's
       Rotten at the back, ha,ha,ha.
Malcolm: I've just had an idea. Write this down,
         Steve.
Steve: But you know I can't write, Malcolm.
Malcolm: Time to learn. "They are Dickensian like
         urchins..."
    Three and a half hours later...
Steve: Not bad eh? Only a couple of mistakes.
Malcolm: Look what you've done to my Parker
         fountain pen! That's coming out of your
         wages, that is.