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Steve: What's this book I've
just nicked from
Foyles,
Malcolm?
Malcolm: Ahh, Oliver Twist
by Charles Dickens,
illustrations by
Cruikshank. A classic.
Steve: I like this picture
here.
Malcolm: Yes, I rather fancy
myself as a Fagin
figure
and you're definitely The
Artful
Dodger, Steve.
Steve: And there's Paul in
the front and that's
Rotten at the back ha,ha.
Malcolm: I've an idea. Write
this down,
Steve.
Steve: But you know I can't
write, Malcolm.
Malcolm: Time to learn.
"They are Dickensian like
urchins..."
Three hours later...
Steve: Not bad eh? Only a
couple of mistakes.
Malcolm: Look what you've
done to my Parker
fountain pen! That's
coming out of your
wages,
that is.