Ladies

Ladies

  Malcolm and Vivienne were walking down The King's Road
  one Saturday afternoon....
M: Oh no, those bloody Teddy Boys have smashed the shop windows again. That'll cost a few bob.
V: And it's so anti-revoloutionary.
M: Never mind that, I'll show them what's what. Get me one of those Little Richard t-shirts they loved so much and a pair of bloody great scissors! Oh yeah and that bomb making booklet next to my collection of "Good Housekeeping" magazines.
  Later, the same afternoon....
M: What do you think of that, girl? A pictorial representaion of how to destroy rock'n'roll using homemade explosives and disco.
V: Ooh, it's so dangerous.
M: Yeah. If only those sissy punks would learn how to read we could get rid of those bloody Teddy Boys for good.
  *Caution: This t-shirt contains information for making
   bombs. Please use responsibly.